5 Nov But, as the saying goes, it's all fun and games until somebody gets a fresh cum shot to the face in broad daylight. Normally, I'd be completely unfazed by this. But thanks to certain extenuating circumstances (like extreme hormonal imbalance brought on by PMS and alcohol-induced blood thinness), this. 24 May Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. The substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called (seriously) Bioforskning. Spermine facials (really) cost $ at Townhouse Spa. facial- verb(v.), noun(n.) 1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face. 1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face. 2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage. 1: Zach went to the Saigon Spa to give a.